maandag 27 februari 2012

Khloe Kardashian Tries To Install a Sex Swing... But It Breaks When She Tries It Out With husband Lamar


Khloe Kardashian will do just about anything to make her husband happy.
When Lamar Odom seemed disinterested in their love life due to the NBA lockout last November, the 27-year-old decided that she would regain his sexual attention.
The second season premiere of her E! spin-off series, Khloe & Lamar, showed the reality star creating a 'sexual chamber of love' to keep her man happy.

 

She's a swinger: Khloe Kardashian tries to install a sex swing into her bedroom in order to spice up her sex life on the season premiere of Khloe & Lamar
She's a swinger: Khloe Kardashian tries to install a sex swing into her bedroom in order to spice up her sex life on the season premiere of Khloe & Lamar
When brother Rob moves out on his own, Khloe takes matters into her own hands in an attempt to spice up her love life.

 

She says: 'Our relationship is phenomenal. We're so in love with each other; he makes me feel so confident and sexy.'
She adds: 'I don't see why there has to be an ending to the honeymoon phase, so I'm always trying to keep [our relationship] spicy and new.'

The bed isn't enough: The 27-year-old decides to create a 'sex chamber of love'
The bed isn't enough: The 27-year-old decides to create a 'sex chamber of love'
That's one way of getting what you want: The youngest Kardashian sister gives her husband a back rub
That's one way of getting what you want: The youngest Kardashian sister gives her husband a back rub
To keep her love life fresh, she decides to install a sex swing into her bedroom.
Because she realises she can't ring a handyman to set up said sex toy, she does it herself - with disastrous results.
'It's so much work to be a sexual person!' she complains to her assistant, Malika.
Uh-oh! This is what happens when Khloe Kardashian attempts to install a sex swing
Uh-oh! This is what happens when Khloe Kardashian attempts to install a sex swing

Oops! This is what happens when you can't call a handyman for help
Oops! This is what happens when you can't call a handyman for help
The swing breaks when she and her NBA player husband try to use it for the first time.
The youngest of the Kardashian sisters doesn't let the gaffe get to her, though.
'I guess I didn't install it right,' she shrugs. 'I'm not a handyman. I'm trying to push the limits and try something new.'
Getting by with a little help from her friend: Malika helps Khloe set up her second sex swing
Getting by with a little help from her friend: Malika helps Khloe set up her second sex swing

Shock and awe? More like shock and dismay as Lamar realises Khloe has built a sex toy love nest
Shock and awe? More like shock and dismay as Lamar realises Khloe has built a sex toy love nest
You find this funny? The 27-year-old's attempts to be sexy aren't getting her anywhere with her husband
You find this funny? The 27-year-old's attempts to be sexy aren't getting her anywhere with her husband
Undaunted, Khloe goes about turning Rob's recently vacated room into an adult-style playroom.
She says: 'In my quest to have this passionate sex life with Lamar, I'm going to turn Rob's old bedroom into a sex chamber of love.'
She then goes about buying yet another swing, as well as candles, duct tape and masks.
Trouble in paradise? The 32-year-old basketball player tells his wife he's too wiped out for anything funny business
Trouble in paradise? The 32-year-old basketball player tells his wife he's too wiped out for anything funny business
Thwarted again! The reality star can't believe she's getting rebuffed
Thwarted again! The reality star can't believe she's getting rebuffed
The 32-year-old basketball player is still consumed by the NBA lockout, and doesn't seem interested in any sort of shenanigans.
He rebuffs his wife of over two years, saying: 'I was just thinking that I love this s***, but I'm a little beat. Daddy-O is tired.'
This does not sit well with Khloe, who feels the rejection is personal.
She moans: 'I'm embarrassed because I went through all of this, but he turned me down. My feelings are a little hurt. I feel rejected.
Now what? A frustrated Khloe decides to have it out with her husband
Now what? A frustrated Khloe decides to have it out with her husband
'I'm confused because Lamar never turns me down when I want to have sex.'
The former LA Lakers player (who has since been traded to the Dallas Mavericks) explains that he isn't brushing off his wife.
He admits: 'With Khloe, it goes beyond lovemaking.'
He tells her: '[Our relationship is about] being friends, having compatibility and being there for each other.'
This, at last, relieves Khloe of her nerves and feelings of sexual dissatisfaction.
Worried the fire is gone? Khloe wonders why Lamar doesn't want to sex her up
Worried the fire is gone? Khloe wonders why Lamar doesn't want to sex her up
More than sex: The NBA star tells his wife what they have goes deeper than a mere physical relationship
More than sex: The NBA star tells his wife what they have goes deeper than a mere physical relationship
'Lamar and I have a passion for one another that doesn't necessarily have to be sexual,' she says. '
'What we have is pure and it's always going to be there.'
While Khloe and Lamar solve their problems, the lockout has also caused problems for Lamar and his brother-in-law Rob.
The 24-year-old is upset that Lamar isn't being as supportive as he could of Rob's appearance on Dancing With the Stars, and Lamar, in turn, can't understand why Rob is ignoring him.
More drama: Lamar gets into it with brother-in-law Rob
More drama: Lamar gets into it with brother-in-law Rob
The athlete gets emotional talking about Khloe's brother, saying of his move: 'It happened so fast. All of a sudden, one day he wanted to move.
'Me and Rob are extremely tight. The bond is incredible. He's the little brother I've never had.'
Though they have a huge, blow-out fight, the two men eventually resolve their issues.
During a heart-to-heart session instigated by Lamar, Rob reveals: 'I know it sounds like I'm a chick, but I was really hurt...I feel like you only want to hang out when it's convenient for you.
Talking it out: Lamar and the 24-year-old try to make amends  Talking it out: Lamar and the 24-year-old try to make amends
Talking it out: Lamar and the 24-year-old try to make amends
I want to be emotional with you. I want to know what's going on with your dad, with your life.'
Cue the sappy music.
'I didn't know you felt that way', the overcome Odom says.
Despite the lack of a fist pump or a bro hug, the two have an emotional moment regardless.
I want to get emotional with you: Rob says he knows he sounds like a 'chick'
I want to get emotional with you: Rob says he knows he sounds like a 'chick'

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